Billy Masters
"I masturbate a lot!"
- Ernest Borgnine tells his secret for looking so young. And here I thought he used Tova's youthful elixir. Kinda makes you wonder what her secret ingredient is.
In the dozen or so years that I've written this column, I'd like to say I'm proud to have never been sued. But, that actually pisses me off - imagine what a lawsuit would have done for my career! Over the years, four people have threatened, but those threats were never followed-up. First was Noah WyIe, who called me a "gossipmonger" in the tabloids (which sounds like grounds for me suing him). There was a Mr. Hotlanta whose name escapes me (Google it) who threatened to sue …
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